Me: Yes you've got lovely toe nails. I don't see any reason why not.
Evelyn: Maybe if I went in some squishy grass and they got dirty then people wouldn't like them.
Me: Well I would.
Evelyn: That's 'isgustin'. LOOK! A DOG! WITH BIG EARS! HE'S LOOKING AT ME!
If I had ice skates on my feet and hands, I could skate like a dog.