Evelyn: Is that lady getting off at Long Eaton?
Me: Yes she is.
Evelyn: Is that because she wants to get off at Long Eaton?
Evelyn: Well why would she do that? Long Eaton is RUBBISH.
Me: Evelyn, you've never been to Long Eaton.
Evelyn: Yeah but no-one ever gets off at Long Eaton and it looks rubbish. I don't think I ever want to go there. Please don't take me.