Licking people...

I've had a request to put this on here. This happened in December last year after Evelyn decided to lick the woman in front of us at the check out.

Me: Evelyn, don't lick that lady.

Evelyn: But she asked me to lick her.

Me: I don't think she did.

Lady: No I didn't.

Evelyn: Well I've already licked her haven't I. 

An interview with Evelyn.

Me: How are you today, Evelyn?

Evelyn: Good.

Me: What's your favourite colour?

Evelyn:  Pink. Yours is purple and Mama's is green. Only mine is pink. 

Me: What's your favourite music? 

Evelyn: Roy Wood and Elvis.

Me: How old are you?

Evelyn: Three

Me: And what would you like for your birthday?

Evelyn: A slide

Me: Who's your best friend?

Evelyn: George 

Me: Why's he your best friend?

Evelyn: Because I like playing with him and doing silly faces. 

Me: What's your favourite animal?

Evelyn: Butterflies!

Me: Why?

Evelyn: Because I love them and they land on flowers.  

Me: What's your favourite thing about mummy? 

Evelyn: She plays with me. 

Me: If you could be...

Evelyn: *interrupts* A PRINCESS! 

Me: How many people are in your family?

Evelyn: Only two

Me: And who are they?

Evelyn: You and daddy but we live in different houses. 

Me: What would you like to be when you grow up? 

Evelyn: I think I want to be a singer like you and be on stage and sing like la la la and everyone will clap. I'm going to be a super star. 

Naughty weather.

Evelyn: Mummy, I've told the wind to stop and it hasn't. I am NOT happy about this! 

Evelyn's song.

Evelyn: Mummy, I wrote a song like you did.

Me: Oh yeah? Can I hear it? 

Evelyn: *sings* Can you put the beat back on? Cos I love the beat all night long. Yeah I do, oh yeah. Can somebody fix the beat? Cos it's not fixed and I want to dance. SOMEBODY TURNED IT BACK ON! Hooray! 

Long Eaton

So this was from yesterday but it's been requested that it go on here.

Evelyn: Is that lady getting off at Long Eaton? 

Me: Yes she is.

Evelyn: Is that because she wants to get off at Long Eaton?

Me: Probably! 

Evelyn: Well why would she do that? Long Eaton is RUBBISH.

Me: Evelyn, you've never been to Long Eaton.

Evelyn: Yeah but no-one ever gets off at Long Eaton and it looks rubbish. I don't think I ever want to go there. Please don't take me. 

Evelyn: Mummy, you've got a poorly eye because I kicked you in the face.

Me: Oh did you do it in your sleep? I woke up this morning and my eye hurt, I thought I'd punched myself.

Evelyn: No, it was me.

Me: How do you know if you were asleep?

Evelyn: I had a dream you didn't like ZZ Top anymore. 

Introduction.

I've had a lot of people come up to me and say that they love reading my status updates about my daughter, Evelyn and the things she says. Quite a lot of them have said that it's made their day which is a lovely thing to hear. She is constantly making me laugh and knowing that my little girl can spread joy to other people too is a wonderful thing. It's also been suggested that I make a blog of the things she says so here it is. It's also a way for me to keep all of the wonderful and funny things she says in one place and will no doubt be brilliant to read through in the future. I'll start with something she said the other day.

Evelyn: Mummy, this sign says 'No dogs allowed' but it doesn't say no cats or no elephants.

Me: I don't think elephants are allowed on the park either.

Evelyn: Well if there isn't a sign saying you can't do something then you can do it.

 An interesting logic I think! 

More to come :)

Introuction.

I've had a lot of people come up to me and say that they love reading my status updates about my daughter, Evelyn and the things she says. Quite a lot of them have said that it's made their day which is a lovely thing to hear. She is constantly making me laugh and knowing that my little girl can spread joy to other people too is a wonderful thing. It's also been suggested that I make a blog of the things she says so here it is. It's also a way for me to keep all of the wonderful and funny things she says in one place and will no doubt be brilliant to read through in the future. I'll start with something she said the other day.

Evelyn: Mummy, this sign says 'No dogs allowed' but it doesn't say no cats or no elephants.

Me: I don't think elephants are allowed on the park either.

Evelyn: Well if there isn't a sign saying you can't do something then you can do it.

 An interesting logic I think! 

More to come :)